{"product_id":"black-coffee-mug-looks-like-muddy-water-tastes-like-turpentine-skull-design","title":"Black Coffee Mug - \"Looks Like Muddy Water, Tastes Like Turpentine\" Skull Design","description":"\u003cp\u003eChannel the notorious humor of shipboard mess decks with a black ceramic mug built for early watches and brutal morning musters. Featuring a sharp skull graphic framed by the iconic Navy cadence line—\u003cem\u003e“Looks like muddy water, tastes like turpentine”\u003c\/em\u003e—this cup brings an authentic dose of military grit to your kitchen counter or office desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDesigned with a sleek, glossy black finish that makes the graphic pop, it offers a solid, balanced weight and a comfortable C-handle for a secure grip during endless caffeine refills. Microwave- and dishwasher-safe, it’s built to withstand daily use without wearing down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Glossy 100% ceramic black finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for everyday use\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- C-shaped easy-grip handle with balanced weight\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Lead-, cadmium-, and BPA-compliant; vibrant long-lasting print\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":54627606003996,"sku":"43048572802688278471","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0955\/3746\/3580\/files\/15605632744267200531_2048.jpg?v=1792198158","url":"https:\/\/shoptypewise.com\/products\/black-coffee-mug-looks-like-muddy-water-tastes-like-turpentine-skull-design","provider":"Typewise","version":"1.0","type":"link"}